I never understood why so many white boys are afraid of the black booty. With light skinned beauties like Coco Francesca in the big booty scene there really is no reason to pass up on some very fine black ass!

One thing most of my white friends are shocked to find out is that black booty isn’t all fat. Sure, there are some triple wide mommas out there with enough fat in the back to light a modern city for a week, but I am not talking about them. I am talking about big booty babes like Coco!

Girls like Coco have a big booty because they have larger gluteus maximus muscles than their white counterparts. I’ve seen a lot of girls in Brazil that can fall into this category of phat booty women.

So when I have a big booty honey over and a white boy is sitting there all slack jawed wondering about her booty, I call him over. I tell him to press a finger into it. His jaw always hits the floor. WTF? He is wondering why his finger only sank an inch or two in. They wonder out loud if she has some kind of metal sheet inserted in there. How can it possibly be so fucking hard?

Silly white boy! That ain’t titanium. That’s just pure Coco Francesca!

"But how come white girls don’t have big booty like Coco?"

Oh, fucking shit. ROTFL!

White boy, you do have a white girl with big booty. I just fucking wrote about her. Oddly enough her name is Coco too!

"How do I see her naked?"

You whip out your iPad… No… Don’t tell me you don’t have an iPad? You are white! All of you white motherfuckers have an iPad!

So get iPlayboy on your iPad and you can enjoy every single issue of Playboy ever created. All of the college girl issues you used to jackoff to as a boy are now at your finger tips! Literally!!!

Anyway… Time for me to go check out Coco Austin on my iPad. No, you don’t have to be white to have an iPad!