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First of all there is the ability to not only choose which region of the world you want to search in, there is also the ability to search for members close to you by postal codes. What really makes the search tools powerful, though, is that you can use them to find long distance relationships as well. This works wonders if you are traveling to Europe and want to set up a date with a Londoner!

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Lets do some quick math here. As a big booty porn pervert you probably spend about $50 to $120 a month on your obsession. Looking at my own expenses it is like this: $15 a week in skin magazines, $50 a month in DVD’s and $60 in website subscriptions. That is $170 a month. Each month I tell myself I am not going to do it again, but then there I am. The harder I fight it the more I end up spending in the end.

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I have been a fan of Adam & Eve Video since I was a kid in college. My girlfriend at the time and I would order their stuff through the mail. We had a lot of kinky sex with the crazy stuff we ordered. She enjoyed getting tied up and made to suck my cock like a cum slut. So you can see why I would have a thing for A&E V!

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After paying the monthly fee you can now access this porn anywhere you are in the world. I have used it to watch porn on my Uncle’s home theater system using his Apple TV box while he was out at work. This rocks!

So now I still spend about $15 a week on skin mags because I love them. But my access to every Adam and Eve video has brought my other two expenditures down to $30 a month. That is an $80 cost savings for me. Your mileage may vary.

I have some friends that hit the gym all fucking day long and I think it really fucks with their brains in a bad way. There is nothing wrong with bulking up and wanting to impress the ladies with your pecks, but while you are at the gym you have to realize those yoga pants wearing hussies are not the norm. While you might feel like an alpha male because those kinds of girls only want fit men they are really limiting you on the rest of the cards you could be playing.

And so I ask of you, is that a little too much chunk or not enough? Should they have air brushed her thighs or are you happy they didn’t?

For me I am happy to see her in all her glory. I don’t mind ruff edges here and there. It shows character. Hey, she had to sign off on these photos. She isn’t some stupid cunt that eats a salad when you are footing the bill. She is right there with you downing a hef and eating a stockyard steak butterflied with garlic bread and a baked potato with all of the trimmings.

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boo·ty call

noun informal

1. a sexual invitation or rendezvous.

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Porn has a way of changing sexual tastes and hygiene in women that don’t even watch porn. Take women shaving their vagina completely bare of all hair. This was something taboo back in the 90’s. Only lesbians did this sort of thing. Now it seems more women that don’t watch porn shave themselves to look like porn stars than do not!

Now the new craze sweeping the day spas is anal bleaching. This is a procedure that used to be done in less than 1% of all cases. Now it is creeping up in numbers to be 1 out of 12 in overall numbers. Why? Because women in porn are doing it. Somehow it gets passed on to women that don’t watch porn. That is a study I wouldn’t mind reading.

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