What a freak of nature!

One look at this big bootylicious babe and my cock is ready to explode into her. How is it even possible? Why, God, why?

Can you just imagine the line to dance with this bitch in the clubs? Imagine having that fleshy ass rocking up against your cock. No time to be embarrassed about your hardon with this bitch around. Any guy without one is a guy that should be embarrassed. You’d have to be gay not to be pitching a pump tent in her presence.

Now thing about this: I found this free video on an XNXX tube site that allows you to watch all of the videos you want without even having to login. How does this place survive on the free model? Fuck if I know. I didn’t even graduate high school. Why do you think I make blogs for a living?

What I do know is that as far as free videos go these things are pretty sweet. Clarity is all over the spectrum with some amateur ones not doing so well and some professional ones looking like it is playing right off of a DVD.

There are categories covering every niche you can think of. Scroll to the bottom of the page to peruse them all. And for the love of all things holy, make sure to watch that booty video!

I have some friends that hit the gym all fucking day long and I think it really fucks with their brains in a bad way. There is nothing wrong with bulking up and wanting to impress the ladies with your pecks, but while you are at the gym you have to realize those yoga pants wearing hussies are not the norm. While you might feel like an alpha male because those kinds of girls only want fit men they are really limiting you on the rest of the cards you could be playing.

And so I ask of you, is that a little too much chunk or not enough? Should they have air brushed her thighs or are you happy they didn’t?

For me I am happy to see her in all her glory. I don’t mind ruff edges here and there. It shows character. Hey, she had to sign off on these photos. She isn’t some stupid cunt that eats a salad when you are footing the bill. She is right there with you downing a hef and eating a stockyard steak butterflied with garlic bread and a baked potato with all of the trimmings.

I have dated way too many bitches that think  they are all that, but then you try to take them camping, or something else that isn’t girly, and they turn out to be a royal pain in the ass.

So I say, bring on the big booty!

boo·ty call

noun informal

1. a sexual invitation or rendezvous.

When you want sex and you want it now nothing beats getting a booty call and calling it a night. With a booty call you can be sans-pussy one minute and showering in pussy juice the next. Just about the only problem with finding them is most girls try to front and act all proper when we all know they want da cock just as much as we want da booty!

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What? Did you really think guys were the only ones into big booty? Shit! Every time I date a girl with a huge booty and/or naturally large titties one thing is true with each of them. They all enjoyed the company of other girls that were equally stacked, or they broke off a piece for the girls that weren’t as well endowed.

But don’t get me wrong. These ladies aren’t only interested in ladies. They swing both ways so your chances of banging two of them at the same time are extremely high.

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So stick to watching legal porn on sites like Real GF Porn. They make deals with the producers to legally show their videos. It is similar to how a movie gets played on TV with commercials. We aren’t just talking about those porn clips most places have either. You can, and will, find plenty of full length big booty videos to watch there. I have seen videos that basically complete DVD’s!

As always, keep it wrapped until you know her parents, keep your cash in your front pocket and keep your porn viewing habits legal.

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When I am looking for hot BBW girls to date I usually go with the curvaceous ones. Girls with a thick booty to be exact. They don’t have to have an apple figure to work for me, but they should at least have the shape of a pair. Another sure sign is a good whale tale. Some guys think they are nasty. I think they say, "Hey, look at me. I want to grind my steaming hot pussy on your cock so hard you are going to want to insure the fucking thing!"

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Jada Stevens didn’t grow her big ass to mammoth proportions so she could fill it with something that feels like a hot dog in a hallway. She wants that funky stuff the brothas are swinging around. With an ass like that she just might get it too!

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How do you know if a girl doesn’t have any experience when it comes to all things sexy? Usually when her ass hasn’t seen the light of day since she was a baby. But don’t get me wrong. I ain’t mad at her. It is just that if she is going to get any of the college guys she might want to let that thing out once in a while.

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Somewhere out there in the world there is a guy that probably doesn’t appreciate this girl and her naturally big booty enough. If I ever find them in a bar I will try my damndest to land her for an evening of booty worship. You can find more girls with thick back sides on Watch My GF. The site is always updating with new photos and videos of girls just being their beautiful selves.

Porn has a way of changing sexual tastes and hygiene in women that don’t even watch porn. Take women shaving their vagina completely bare of all hair. This was something taboo back in the 90’s. Only lesbians did this sort of thing. Now it seems more women that don’t watch porn shave themselves to look like porn stars than do not!

Now the new craze sweeping the day spas is anal bleaching. This is a procedure that used to be done in less than 1% of all cases. Now it is creeping up in numbers to be 1 out of 12 in overall numbers. Why? Because women in porn are doing it. Somehow it gets passed on to women that don’t watch porn. That is a study I wouldn’t mind reading.

But having so many women flock to such a niche medical procedure is causing a demand that is so great bad doctors are getting into the mix. I was just reading how doctors in Sydney, Australia that were burning and disfiguring women so badly they needed skin grafts.

Think about that for a second. Usually a woman with a big booty will have her skin grafted from her booty to her face in the event of being facially scarred. Now where do you think they get the skin from to put on her booty if that is where the burn occurs?

Make sure your own big booty babe educates herself and looks up her Doctor before undergoing any kind of augmentation.