I have some friends that hit the gym all fucking day long and I think it really fucks with their brains in a bad way. There is nothing wrong with bulking up and wanting to impress the ladies with your pecks, but while you are at the gym you have to realize those yoga pants wearing hussies are not the norm. While you might feel like an alpha male because those kinds of girls only want fit men they are really limiting you on the rest of the cards you could be playing.

And so I ask of you, is that a little too much chunk or not enough? Should they have air brushed her thighs or are you happy they didn’t?

For me I am happy to see her in all her glory. I don’t mind ruff edges here and there. It shows character. Hey, she had to sign off on these photos. She isn’t some stupid cunt that eats a salad when you are footing the bill. She is right there with you downing a hef and eating a stockyard steak butterflied with garlic bread and a baked potato with all of the trimmings.

I have dated way too many bitches that think  they are all that, but then you try to take them camping, or something else that isn’t girly, and they turn out to be a royal pain in the ass.

So I say, bring on the big booty!

boo·ty call

noun informal

1. a sexual invitation or rendezvous.

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What? Did you really think guys were the only ones into big booty? Shit! Every time I date a girl with a huge booty and/or naturally large titties one thing is true with each of them. They all enjoyed the company of other girls that were equally stacked, or they broke off a piece for the girls that weren’t as well endowed.

But don’t get me wrong. These ladies aren’t only interested in ladies. They swing both ways so your chances of banging two of them at the same time are extremely high.

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As always, keep it wrapped until you know her parents, keep your cash in your front pocket and keep your porn viewing habits legal.

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