It actually really doesn’t need like she needed an oil check considering that she’s so shiny that you would need to take care to shine a torch on her in case you blind someone with the reflection. But you can never be too safe right, just now she seizes and it could all have been prevented with a quick check with your dipstick as is demonstrated by this guy.

The professionals do say that there is no such a thing as too much lube when it comes to anal so nobody can blame these two.

I don’t know how chicks do it man, take one up the bum that is. I was fucking this Chinese girl once who, in the heat of the moment, thought it would be sexy or something if she stuck a finger up my ass. My ass shut with such ferocity that she almost lost the first digit of her index finger.

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My first impression? “Dafuq?”

As the cliche reminded me “Just when you think you’ve seen it all”. While I feel that this line is more often than not tossed about trivially, similar to “awesome”, in this case it deserves full merit.

Wtf am I on about you ask, cause you’ve seen anal creampies aplenty. That’s not cum my friends, that is hot milk and you too can have these images burnt into your brain with a Milk Enema discount for 82% off.

Look, I’m not bitching, it just caught me by surprise. It really is bizarre, but most certainly nothing like scat, for which I personally don’t have a taste, f you’ll excuse the pun. This felt more like one of those shows that you kept peeking through your fingers after you tried to shield your eyes from gaze-magnet in full view.