My first impression? “Dafuq?”

As the cliche reminded me “Just when you think you’ve seen it all”. While I feel that this line is more often than not tossed about trivially, similar to “awesome”, in this case it deserves full merit.

Wtf am I on about you ask, cause you’ve seen anal creampies aplenty. That’s not cum my friends, that is hot milk and you too can have these images burnt into your brain with a Milk Enema discount for 82% off.

Look, I’m not bitching, it just caught me by surprise. It really is bizarre, but most certainly nothing like scat, for which I personally don’t have a taste, f you’ll excuse the pun. This felt more like one of those shows that you kept peeking through your fingers after you tried to shield your eyes from gaze-magnet in full view.

Long gone (and thank the Lord) are the days of Playboy models having to fit into a size zero dress. These days, Playboy is branching out and it’s about time you did too. To make it easier for you to see the light, I’ve worked out a deal with them to offer you this Playboy Plus discount for 67% off!

Playboy didn’t make its bread and butter on fine women with big asses. They practically had to be forced into doing so. But now they have a large selection of bootylicious babes for you to dwell on. Samy Jordan is just one of many who have a little extra junk in the trunk.

Your membership to Playboy Plus includes a lifetime discount should you go monthly of $14.95 per month. 4,000+ models and hundreds of thousands of photos populate the site. All the movies are shot in 1080p HD, so they’re crisp, clear, and beautiful, even on your HDTV.

But don’t take my word for it. Check out the babes right here!

Cougar_Jullie fits into some many different niches you really can’t say she is just a MILF or a big booty live chat model. This phat booty hoe is dreamy as all fuck. Not only is her big ass wide, it doesn’t have a shitload of orange peel. Look at how smooth that skin of hers is!

Spend the evening watching curvy girls webcams for free on MegaCams. This is live chat sex on crack. No other site has such a large selection of big booty babes willing to have sex for gratuities. You don’t have to pay girls and they will still do anything you ask. It is kind of strange actually.

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Just wondering if any of you have ever heard of a place called Twerk Flix. The site accepts uploads from members and it seems that a lot of cool cats take them up on their offer to host their home grown booty porn.

The chicks on the site range all over the map. I’ve seen Saudi Arabian big booty babes on there. I hope they don’t get caught. They will hang you for posting naked pics of your phat booty wife online over there. That shit is just crazy.

There are a lot of phat black booty babes on the site. Some chicks even send in their own photos and videos. I think they get off on having guys comment on their thick black booty. They also have some Latin babes with big asses if you don’t like your coffee black.

Ass masters such as yourself will spend way too much time checking out the black asses on http://www.twerkflix.com/.

That right there is a pleasantly thick booty on, of all things, a white girl. How she manages to pack that much junk in the truck I will never know. What I can attest to is that it is solid. Spanking that firm ass results in a crack reminiscent of a cow hide. CRACK!!!

There are lots of places opening up for doing webcams. None of them can hold a candle (or in this case, a dildo) to my favorite one. You can find it by going to http://www.livechatrandom.com and checking out the juicy booty babes they connect you with. Obviously I had this girls panties down for quite a while as she spanked herself and then fingered her pussy for me.

You can do a webcam search to find the girls that interest you the most or go to the main page and pick from the cream of the crop based on other users ratings. I tend to bounce around doing both. What can I say? I am a freak for wide asses!

The site is called Monster Curves for a reason. No camera tricks or distorted angles needed. These women have triple wide back fat no matter what angle you are viewing them from!

With models like Julie cash the site is blowing up the big booty niche. This is the kind of thing you can expect from the leading porn producers in the nation. The Reality Kings didn’t pick their name, their adoring fans labeled them with it over a decade ago!

These are the same people that made M.I.L.F. a household term with their site MILF Hunter. By the way, that site has plenty of hot MILF with wide asses! Over time they added gems like Big Naturals where the women are stacked from top to bottom like Julie is above! Only with even bigger titties!

Now they are blowing up the big booty niche with Monster Curves and more. Sites like 40 Inch Plus, Round and Brown, Mike in Brazil and 8th Street Latinas make this a booty lovers dream come true. Plus, more sites like MILF Next Door and We Live Together feature hot lesbians with wide asses going tongue to snatch on one another!

No matter how you slice it the Reality Kings are making phat booty babes fun again. So grab a warm towel and some baby oil, it is time to spear this bitch!