Last night I was at a club. While there I was going through my phone and some white dude was looking over my shoulder. He must have been drunk because he asked me what in the fuck was up with all the booty on my phone. I guess he wanted to debate about phat ass…

After about five minutes of talking about big booty I decided to cut to the chase and explain it to him in a way that would get him to shut the fuck up. I asked him how long his dick was.

As you might have guessed he stammered a little and then repeated the question. I took this to mean he was six inches or less and let him know. He stuttered something about it being longer than that and I just laughed.

Now, don’t get me wrong. I don’t have anything against white people and I don’t think they are all hung like the stem of an apple. Lord knows Ron Jeremy has a cock big enough to hang with da brothas.

So anyway… As we are talking people around us are chiming in and pretty much the room is divided on the subject of big booty. One half thinks Kim Kardashian has some rumpalicious booty and the other half thinks her booty is way too big to be sexy.

The guys that like her booty are all looking at each other and smiling. The guys that think her ass is way too big aren’t smiling at all. In fact, they are starting to get fidgety.

Anyway… The booty that started it all was Rumpalicious from Busty Baby Dolls. You can find dozens of hot babes with thick ass booty from just about every race on the planet. Big dick, average dick or little dick, if you like the booty this place has it in spades.